Last update: 12/22/00.

Stuff before last update:

From Update 10/10/00:
The word for this update is:
spazified defined as: resulting state of discontent that occurs when you are inundated with vast amounts of bullshit work that other people should be doing.
To use in a sentence: Harry has been totally spazified ever since those five people in his department quit.

From Update 5/13/00:
The word for this update is:
hamiderate defined as: talking on and on about the same topic without ever saying anything different than you said in the beginning.
To use in a sentence: You learn to avoid people who hamiderate too often.

From Update 4/15/00:
The word for this update is:
Cathicated defined as: the state of being approached by an undesirable man in an overly straightforward sexual manner.
To use in a sentence: Lisa stays home a lot because she is tired of getting Cathicated.

From Update 3/31/00:
The word for this week is:
Mitchified defined as: a male being strangely felt up by an otherwise apparently heterosexual Asian man.
To use in a sentence: I am getting tired of being Mitchified.